Kok 'ga bisa sie nggelitik diri sendiri ?

Mengapa kita ga bisa menggelitik diri sendiri?
Para psikolog udah begulat dengan masalah ini sejak jamannya Freud, tapi 'ga ada yang nemuin jawaban pastinya. Banyak berpendapat bahwa unsur-unsur kejutan, agresivitas, dan seksualitas yang harus ada untuk menimbulkan gelak tawa. Meski kita sangat menyayangi diri kita sendiri 'g mungkin kita bisa tertawa karena nggelitik diri sendiri. Cz mana bisa kage-kaget sendiri.

RuTh

Bagaimana Kangguru Membersihkan Kantongnya?

Setelah induk kangguru melahirkan anaknya, sang induk harus menjaga kebersihan kantongnya karena anaknya akan tinggal di dalam kantongnya selama berbulan-bulan ( sekitar 7-8 bulan ). Anak kangguru akan keluar dari kantong untuk mencari makanan kecil dan berjalan-jalan, akan tetapi akan kembali bila lapar. Anak kangguru tidak akan kembali ke kantong jika tubuhnya sudah tidak muat atau induknya sudah tidak menyambut kedatangannya..

Sebenarnya yang dibersihkan induk dari kantongnya adalahkumpulan sisa kulit yang ada, bersamaandengan unsur seperti lilin yang ingin dilepaskan oleh si kangguru. Bila kantong diisi dengan anaknyakegiatan bersih-bersih pun meningkat, karena kangguru harus menjilati tinja anaknya. Jadi mendingan mana ganti'in popok bayi ato njilatin tinja?????
Bersyukurlah jadi manusia 'ga perlu jilat-jilat he...he....he....

ruTh

Beast And The Harlot

This shining city built of gold, a far cry from innocence
There's more than meets the eye round here look to the waters of the deep.
A city of evil
There sat a seven-headed beast, ten horns raised from his head
Symbolic woman sits on his thrown but hatred strips her and leaves her naked.
The Beast and the Harlot

She's a dwelling place for demons, she's a cage for every unclean spirit every filthy bird
and makes us drink the poisoned wine to fornicating with our kings.
Fallen now is Babylon the Great.

The city dressed in jewels and gold, fine linen, Myrrh and pearls
Her plagues will come all at once as her mourners watch her burn.
Destroyed in an hour
Merchants and captains of the world, sailors navigators too
Will weep and mourn this loss with her sins piled to the sky
The Beast and the Harlot.

The day has come for all us sinners, if your not a servant you'll be struck to the ground.
Flee the burning, greedy city looking back on her to see there's nothin' around.
I don't believe in fairytales and no one wants to go to Hell, but we made the wrong decision
and it's easy to see. Now if you wanna serve above or be a king below with us your
welcome to the city where your future is set forever.


Rheno (a7x)

Burn It Down

Jealousy's an ugly word, but you don't seem to care
Converse behind my back, but now I'm here
Need no one to comply with me though everyone that I defeat
Don't need you, fuck camaraderie, this rage will never go away

Hatred fuels my blood, I'll burn ya down (you can't help me)
One king to watch the horsemen fall, I'll fight 'til the end (I won't help you)
I can't trust anyone, see it in my eyes
Now I can understand, it's sorrow that feeds your lies

You're on my back when the water gets too deep for you to breath
A crutch for you that won't always be there
Hide in the dark another day, the fear in you is here to stay
So get the fuck away from me, and learn to trust the words I say.

Hatred fuels my blood, I'll burn ya down (you can't help me)
One king to watch the horsemen fall, I'll fight 'til the end (I won't help you)
I can't trust anyone, witness and see it in my eyes
Now I can understand, put faith in you for the last time
It's sorrow that feeds your lies

Run from me before I tear you down (be afraid)
You chose the wrong side (it feels so right)
I won't help you, let you rot away
Run towards the light exposing your soul (we won't be there by your side)
Salvation's dying (somebody's crying)
We're all gone in the end, sweet child we'll miss you
No, so far away

I can't trust anyone, witness and see it in my eyes
Now I can understand, put faith in you for the last time
It's sorrow that feeds your lies

Falling away, can't turn back time
Burn it down anyway



Rheno (a7x)

UNHOLY CONFESSION

"I'll try!" she said as she walked away,
"try not to lose you."
Two vibrant hearts could change.
Nothing tears the being more than deception,
unmasked fear.
"I'll be here waiting" tested and secure.

Nothing hurts my world,
just affects the ones around me.
When sin's deep in my blood,
you'll be the one to fall.

"I wish I could be the one,
the one who won't care at all.
But being the one on the stand,
I know the way to go, no one's guiding me.
When time soaked with blood turns its back,
I know it's hard to fall.
Confided in me was your heart.
I know it's hurting you, but it's killing me."

Nothing will last in this life
our time is spent constructing,
now you're perfecting a world... meant to sin.
Constrict your hands around me,
squeeze till I cannot breathe,
this air tastes dead inside me,
contribute to our plague.
Break all your promises,
tear down this steadfast wall,
restraints are useless here,
tasting salvation's near.

AH

Nothing hurts my world,
just affects the ones around me
When sin's deep in my blood,
you'll be the one to fall.

"I wish I could be the one,
the one who won't care at all
But being the one on the stand,
I know the way to go, no one's guiding me.
When time soaked with blood turns its back,
I know it's hard to fall.
Confided in me was your heart.
I know it's hurting you, but it's killing me."

AH!!



Rheno (a7x)

Q hanyalah insan biasa yang tak pandai merangkai kata
Tak bisa jadi yang sempurna bagimu
......... , . - . - , _ , .......bunga ini
......... ) ` - . .> ' `( .......ku persembahkan
........ / . . . .`\ . . \ ........untuk
........ |. . . . . |. . .| ........yang terindah
......... \ . . . ./ . ./ .........
........... `=(\ /.=` .........walau
............. `-;`.-' ............tak'kan
............... `)| ... , ........nyata adanya
................ || _.-'| ........
............. ,_|| \_,/ ........ku yakin
....... , ..... \|| .' .............bintang pasti
....... |\ |\ ,. ||/ .............kan bersinar
.... ,..\` | /|.,|Y\, ............di dalam jiwa
..... '-...'-._..\||/ .............seseorang
......... >_.-`Y| ..............
.............. ,_|| ...............semoga
................ \|| ...........bunga ini
................. || ..........dapat menerangkan
................. || ...........di setiap langkah
................. |/ ..........dan cita2 qta smua...........


Rheno (a7x)

.........???...........!!!!

kAu beGtu SEMPURNA...........!!!!

mOlek maTAmu sePerti TEGUH VAGETOZ

hiDUNG mancungmu sePerti EVAN SANDERZ

bi2rmu sEKsi sePerti ADLI FAIRUZ

dan..............sAAT kau teRsenyum???????????

WoooooooooooWwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!

...........imooooooooooet!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

sEPerti??????????????



ki daus


BY: DUROTUL NAFISAH

ASSALAM.........WR.WB

REQUEST 4 ALL MOSLEM
Don"t say "mosque"but say "masjid"coz islam people has found that mosque=mosquitos
Don"t write "mecca"write corectly "makkah" coz mecca=house of wines
Don"t write "Mohd" write complectly as "Muhammad" coz mohd=the dog with big mouth
Don"t write "4JJI" write "ALLAH"coz 4JJI=4,judas,jesus,isa almasih
IF u want to cut "Assalammualikum"say"Asslm"not "ass"coz ass=donkey


BY: DUROTUL NAFISAH

WANITA SOLEHA

Kemilau bintang tak seindah dirinya
Sejuknya pagi taksedamai dirinya
Sinar matahari tak seterang kalbunya
Mata air tak sebening matanya
Krim susu tak selembut hatinya
Madu murni tak semanis lisannya
Intan permata tak lebih berharga dari dirinya
Karna ia adalah perhiasan terbaik dunia...........
WANITA SOLEHA
Mulia prangainya.......
Tunduk pandangannya...........


by: Durotul nafisah

I HAVE DREAM

I have a dream, a song to sing
To help me cope with anything
If you see the wonder of a fairy tale
You can take the future even if you fail
I believe in angels
Something good in everything I see
I believe in angels
When I know the time is right for me
I'll cross the stream - I have a dream

I have a dream, a fantasy
To help me through reality
And my destination makes it worth the while
Pushing through the darkness still another mile
I believe in angels
Something good in everything I see
I believe in angels
When I know the time is right for me
I'll cross the stream - I have a dream


I have a dream, a song to sing
To help me cope with anything
If you see the wonder of a fairy tale
You can take the future even if you fail
I believe in angels
Something good in everything I see
I believe in angels
When I know the time is right for me
I'll cross the stream - I have a dream
I'll cross the stream - I have a dream


Al Hadiid Zoelkarnain

HIDUP ITU IBARAT PELANGI

SEMUA KEGIATAN,SEMUA AKTIVITAS ADALAH BAGIAN DARI HIDUP.
SEMUA YANG DIJALANI ADALAH ALIRAN CERITA DARI HIDUP.
TAK BEDA JAUH DENGAN PELANGI SELALU BERWARNA-WARNI CERITA DAN KENANGAN YANG TAK KAN TERULANG LAGI DAN TAK KAN TERLUPAKAN.
PELANGI SELALU DITUNGGU SEMUA INSAN.
WARNA PELANGI YANG ELOK MEMBUAT PENGLIHATAN MATA TAK MAU BERHENTI MEMANDANGNYA.
SAAT KITA HIDUP PAZTI ADA PELANGI YANG SELALU MENGIRINGI DALAM SETIAP LANGKAH.
Q INGIN JADI SEPERTI PELANGI YANG SELALU ADA DALAM HIDUP KITA.
MUNGKIN LAGU ADA PELANGI DIMATAMU DAPAT DIJADIKAN SEBUAH INSPIRASI BAGI KITA YANG HIDUP.
JANGAN LUPAKAN PELANGI YOW..............

(MUAWANAH N BUNGA R)

ALMOST EASY

I feel insane

Every single time I'm asked to compromise
'Cause I'm afraid and stuck in my ways
And that's the way it stays
So how long did I expect love to outweigh ignorance?
By the look on your face I may have forced the scale to tip

I'm not insane, I'm not insane
I'm not insane, I'm not... not insane
(Mother)
Come back to me it's almost easy
(Said it all)
Come back to me it's almost easy


rheno (a7x)

ARTI CINTA

aRTi CiNTa


wAKTu kECilKU pERnaH beRTaNYa teNTanG aRTi ciNTa pADa bUNdA..............
bUNda pUN meNJawAB ciNTa aDAlaH KaSiH sAYanG iNDuk dAN aNAknYA...........

wAKtU Aku BEraNJak DEwaSA PaDa sAHabAT kU PuN beRTAnyA...................
diAPun mENjawAB ciNTa aDALah kASiH sAYanG lAiN seSAManYA.................

tAK adA yaNG maMPu mENjawAB mAKna ciNTa yANG sELaLU kU tANyaKAn..........
YaNG adA teRNyatA rASA ciNTa hANya pANCanKAn rASA suKA daN duKA..........

sUKa dUKa aKan meWArnAi ciNTa yANg mENyaTUkaN 2 iNSaN diDUniA............
mUNgkiN tAK biSA kuTEmuKAn mAKna ciNTa sEBeluM kU meNGaLAmiNYa...........




"bUAt LoE mUA yANg pX aPA aRTi ciNTa iTU LOe sA maSUKin comENTar di siNi"


diTA N riA

ALLAH iTu AdiL

Aku minta pada ALLAH setangkai bunga mawar segar,
IA beri aku kaktus berduri.
Aku minta pada ALLAH bintang mungil nan cantik,
IA beri aku ulat berbulu.
Aku sempat sedih,,,
protes,,,,
dan kecewa,,,
betapa tidak adilnya ini.
Namun kemudian,,kaktus itu berbunga....
sangat indah sekali.
Dan ulat itupun tumbuh dan berubah menjadi....
kupu-kupu yang cantik.
Itulah jalan ALLAH...INDAH PADA WAKTUNYA
ALLAH tidak memberi apa yang kita harapkan
tapi...DIA memberi apa yang kita perlukan
kadang kita sedih...kecewa...terluka...
tetapi jauh diats segalanya,
IA sedang merajut yang terbaik untuk kita.
Semoga kita termasuk orang-orang yang pandai
bersyukur atas karunia ALLAH.

BY: DUROTUL N & ISTI ANATUL M.(XII A 2)

PESAN SAHABAT

PERSAHABATAN ADALAH KESELARASAN YANG MAMPU MENGIKUTI KESEIMBANGAN HIDUP.
SAHABAT IBARAT LILIN YANG RELA TERBAKAR DEMI MEMBERIKAN SERCECAH CAHAYA.
SAHABAT ADALAH ANUGERAH TERINDAH BAGI KITA,
JAGALAH PERSAHABATAN KITA LAYAKNYA
ENGKAU MENJAGA DIRIMU DARI BAHAYA.

Elisa XIIA2

sUaRA hAtI

dENtING yAnG bERbUnYI dArI dInDInG kAmARKu
sADArKAN dIrIKu dArI LaMuNaN PaNJAng
tAK tERaSa mElAM kInI SeMaKIn LaRUT

AkU mAsIH tERjAGA. . . . . . . . . . . . .

sAYaNGgggggggggggggggg. . . . . . .
kAU dImAnA. . . . . . . . .
aKu InGIn BeRSamA
aKu bUTUH SeMua UnTuK TePIsKaN RiNDu
mUNgkinKAh kAU diSAnA mERasA yANg sAMa sEPerTI diRiKU........
DimALAm iNi.........................



riNtiK geRImiS meNGunDAng
kEKasiH diMAlaM iNi
kiTA bERnyANyi dALAm riNDu yANk iNDaH
sEPi kU rASa hATIKu SAat iNi
oHh sayAnGKu.................
jiKA kaU diSIni aKU tENanG





diTa n iSTi A.M XII A2

MET LEBARAN REEEKK!!!!!!!!!!!!

Assalammualaikum
Ya akhi wa uhti
wahaii ahli kubur dan ahli dunia,,,
bagi semuanya dehhh!! warga SMAN 1 Rogojampii
aku Turut mengucapkan
Minal Aidzin wal Faidzin
taqobballah huminna waminkum taqabbal Ya Karimmm
Mohon maaf lahir dan batinn
Soreeyyy o terlambt Ngucapkannnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Al Hadiid Zulkarnain